Your mother has failed to mention what an HONOR it is to be wearing an item bearing the logo of THE BATMAN. There will be a point in your life where I will introduce you to Batman. I have a pretty decent collection of action figures that you will enjoy seeing. And if you ask, 'Daddy? Can I open one?', my reply will be, 'Not Likely'.

I also own all of the movies on DVD (even Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, which I don't consider 'Batman' movies because they were atrocious. You'll understand when I make you watch them). I haven't decided if you will watch Batman (1989), or Batman Begins. It's a tough decision.

I remember seeing Batman in theatres on that warm night in June of '89. I had to take the bus downtown with a friend in order to see it (Yes, your grandpa Brock allowed a 10 year old to take public transportation to see a PG-13 movie DOWNTOWN. Don't worry, I'll never let you do that. Heck, I probably won't even let you leave the house).